Friday, May 14, 2004

(Random) Things I Think about while Running

"That honeysuckle smells good!"

"Bush is either a liar or an idiot. Maybe both, but definitely not neither."

"Damn, I've never seen that much poison ivy in one place in my life!"

"Ashcroft has got to be a closet cross-dressing pr0n hoover - it's the only thing that would explain his fascination with pr0n."

"I really don't want to sit at my desk all day today..."

"Okay, so I guess Tin Huey did do the most Neil Diamond-esque cover of I'm a Believer"

"Why aren't we running Jon Stewart for President?"

and, while cooling down and looking up at the nearly cloudless blue sky...

"Just another day in paradise!"

With no sarcasm.


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