Tuesday, January 17, 2006

B-r-a-a-a-i-i-n-n-s-s-!-!

With all the crap going on before the holidays, I never got around to posting a bunch of stuff. Unfortunately one of those things was my recommendation for a gift for video gamers (a cold recommendation as I haven't played it myself) - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse! Why play yet another game where you blast shambling, brain-eating zombies when you can BE the shambling, brain-eating zombie?!

According to the website, you can:

Convert bitter enemies into a horde of zombie allies by eating their brains.

Use your body as a weapon: explosive gut grenades, toxic zombie sputum, a severed hand that can crawl through tight spaces and posess the living, and unholy flatulence.

What more could you ask of a video game? How about this ringing endorsement from JoeMentum?

"It's just the worst kind of message to kids," said Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn

That's right, kiddies, cannibalism is bad. If Joe doesn't like it, it's gotta be good! MaximumPC gave it a 7 out of 10, liking the storyline and (mostly) the gameplay but taking points away for fairly low-res graphics. Being a cheap-ass adult instead of a teenager with money to burn, I usually wait until the price starts to drop on new games, so I'll check it out this summer and let you know how it is... while I eat your brain!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

1 Comments:

At 9:45 PM, Blogger Lex said...

I've got the demo version -- just unholy flatulence.

 

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