Things I Learned Today
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper = Diet Cheerwine. This is not a good thing.Anna Nicole Smith is apparently being buried in the Bahamas, at least so every news channel I flipped past tonight said. Including one that put it as "buried in the Bahamas!" - woohoo, it deserves an exclamation point! Uhm, why does anyone not related to her care?
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If you try to dig a hole in the Bahamas, don't you hit water about, what, 18 inches down?
Also not a good thing, inasmuch as she was not embalmed (and how sad is it that I know that?). The sand crabs are all going, "Oh, yeah! FEAST!"
This is starting to remind me a lot of Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. If one of the paparazzi breaks his leg in the crush and someone sets it by pouring concrete on it, the parallels will be complete...
I made the same comment Friday during lunch. I look up and every TV in the restaurant (City Beverage btw - love this place!) has full coverage of the funeral. I commented the sad state to tv journalism, when her funeral warrants this coverage. So, according the CNN and FOX News this is the most important thing going on in the world. Please....
DB - Just had to rub it in that you were at City Bev today, didn't you?
Bastard. :)
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