Saturday, January 06, 2007

Wesley Crushes Star Trek: TNG

Via JustIsengard, Wil "Wesley Crusher" Wheaton is writing some funny-as-shit episode synopses of Star Trek: The Next Generation at including this opening paragraph to a hysterical synopsis of "Justice":
Picard sends an away team down to the surface to find out if it's a good place for some shore leave, and they return with some very good news: it's clean, it's beautiful, it's populated with friendly humanoids . . . and they really like to do the nasty.

"At the drop of a hat," according to Geordi.

"Any hat," Tasha says, knowingly.

Read at your own risk (a clear plastic dropcloth over your monitor and keyboard might be appropriate).



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